The Grail Matrix 1x24

Daily Grail's guide to what's currently major, dull, profound and trivial.

A breakdown of this week's Grail Matrix:

Profound (and Major):

1. Coco Gauff winning her first Grand Slam at 19

2. The Parchie Hodinkee-Time limited editions

3. Emma Courrin in Miu Miu and a Cartier Baignoire

4. The release of the M.A.D.1 GREEN

Major (and Trivial):

1. The Rowing Blazers x Target collab

2. Carlos Sainz chasing down thieves to get his Richard Mille RM 67-02 back

3. Olivia Rodrigo being a "watch girlie" in Rolling Stone

4. The Panthère PDA at the US Open

Trivial (and Dull):

1. LA's AP House making LA appealing

2. Pumpkin Spice Season replacing Spritz Season

3. Getting back into Billions because Succession is over

Dull (and Profound):

1. Chanel's "Lucky Chance Diner" in Brooklyn

2. Tom Brady running toward retirement in a JPS Daytona

3. François-Henry Pinault acquiring majority stake in CAA

4. The Series 9 Apple Watch being "eco-friendly"